Itchy hands spank

When I was a kid, growing up in the South, it was socially acceptable to physically punish children. Nowadays, it absolutely feels like Parents Who Spank are an oddity, like their methods are arcane and abusive. Like, this is ridiculous. The pop star, 35, made clear that her southern upbringing informs her belief about spanking as a form of discipline. However studies show that while physical punishment may work in the short term, it can cause children to be more aggressive overall and to eventually spank their own children. Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

Who knows what I mean, just from those two words? We all have different spanking schedules. I am lucky enough to have a play partner whom I get to see fairly regularly, but you know, sometimes, life interferes. And most of the time I roll with that. Order up a spanker, just like you order Uber or takeout food or whatever. You want it, you punch in the number, pull up the App, and poof. You even get to choose height, weight, age, hair color, banter style, level of intensity… imagine the possibilities.

There is no known cure, however, treatment can provide temporary relief. Two methods of treatment have had significant results. The preferred treatment includes a real life over the knee spanking. Although side effects include rosy cheeks, intensified squirming upon application of the treatment, and stomach flipping, the end result is a quiet subdued happy brat.

In the United States alone more than 5,, persons derive their incomes, in whole or in part, from "tips," or gratuities. They have the moral malady denominated The Itching Palm. Tipping is the modern form of Flunkyism. Flunkyism may be defined as a willingness to be servile for a consideration.