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Hubpages writer StricktlyDating is an Australian writer creating pages of original funny quotes and status updates. If you're struggling with what to write in your online dating profile, this is the place for you! In this article, you'll find a huge collection of funny, sweet, and cheeky quotes and statements to enhance your profile. This includes some words to describe yourself, statements about what you're looking for in your life and in a partner, and some simple hints for creating a successful dating profile.
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Top 10 Online Dating Profile Examples & Why They’re Successful

Not sure how to write your online dating profile? These 10 top online dating profile examples will help. Most guys get terrible results online. One reason is because their profile reads like a boring, dating profile shaped turd. I thought I would throw some keywords that would describe what I like to do.
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Struggling to come up with the perfect profile to attract women?

Most men have a very hard time figuring out what to write about themselves on a dating site, much less doing it in a way that women find irresistible. The majority never get it right — and it's a crucial component of online dating. On the other hand, when you write a compelling profile, you can watch messages from high-quality women pile up in your inbox, and fill your dating calendar like clockwork. How do we know the profiles really attract beautiful women?
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But being funny doesn't come naturally to a lot of guys, so check out these 3 examples of witty profiles for dating sites. They are written for popular dating sites like Match. A witty dating profile bio is a great way to get her attention, since women are biologically programmed to find funny guys irresistible. But humor can be difficult to pull off effectively, especially in written form. These 3 funny online dating profile examples for men have the perfect balance of humor and seriousness that works every time:.
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