Funniest Accounting and CPA Jokes – [Seriously, Try Not to Laugh]
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About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast. My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
Canada is a land of goofy dopes. Ontario's got hosers, the prairies've got north-of-Fargo hosers and cowhosers, the west coast has its breathy hippie hosers, and Quebec's just a heavy metal mess. But all the things that make Canada's hosers hosers--dressing like a 70s extra, drinking whatever beer your province sells cheapest, listening to music you have to drink shitty beer to listen to, and talking like a habitual gas huffer--all are at their most extreme on the east coast.
On the day of my big job interview I woke up late. Frantically I threw on a suit. I grabbed a tie and ran out the door. After he finished and the tie looked good I just had to ask why I had to lie down. He replied.