Giving his first blow job

But to truly solve this ancient riddle, we must first define our terms. Next comes boredom, then comes annoyance. Another sex therapist cited by Glamour , Debra Laino , added that 10 minutes is ideal for sealing the deal, but not 10 minutes of single-minded head bobbing. In my view, the math here is easy. A blow job should split the difference between how long he wants it and how long the other person wants to give it. Blow jobs, to me, are the oral equivalent of a quickie.

All my friends had gotten head already and I was really anxious and extremely wasted, so I panicked and solicited a questionably very old streetwalker. Worst part, though? No camera, no cum. My more experienced friends had given me a slew of tips—cover your teeth, incorporate your hands, look up at him while you do it. I was well-studied. The moment it started happening, though, all those hours of planning and practicing on bananas yes, I actually practiced on bananas… and the occasional cucumber went right out the window. I had no idea what the fuck I was doing.

My favourite thing to do? Giving blowjobs! I first knew I loved willies when I was at my friends house we were watching porn we were talking about tits and how good they look and the fact they were giving us boners. After a while brian reached over and felt the tip of my willy. I instantly knew what I wanted to do.

Illustration by Camilla Ru. My First Time is a column and podcast series exploring sexuality, gender, and kink with the wide-eyed curiosity of a virgin. We all know your "first time" is about a lot more than just popping your cherry.