Fucking with pisces

Illustration by Lili Emtiaz. To find out the details, we checked in with our astrologer Annabel Gat, who shared that romantic relationships with Pisces are pretty damn great if you can handle a little flakiness in exchange for the intense whirlwind of romance. So you've swiped right on a Pisces—congrats! Pisces are also voracious media consumers, so you can expect them to be down for a cozy movie marathon or a concert date. Pisces is a Water sign so they tend to be very in tune with their emotions. And while they are extremely romantic, they prefer to give and receive physical affection in private.

Illustration by Asli Yazan. Astro Roast is a column in which astrologer Danny Larkin drags each sign, but affectionately!! They cherish living in the moment, but for many Pisces, that means losing sight of the pragmatic details that make life work, which they find utterly mundane. A Pisces will picture their dream wedding instead of updating their OKCupid profile or mustering the courage to talk to other single people. A Pisces considers "professional development" envisioning their dream job instead of hustling to meet their quarterly goals or attending that networking event. Hey, it could be worse—you could be stuck with a Sagittarius as they deliver a minute lecture about CrossFit!

Top definition. Pisces unknown. The most emotional, yet reasonable of all 12 zodiac signs. Pisces have some of the most abstract and spiritual dreams which greatly reflects on their unique personalities and makes them stand out from the rest of the signs. However they can be easily misled , weak willed and escapist.

Sylvia Sky, M. The negative Pisces is a plaster saint. While outwardly thoughtful, shy, righteous, and sweet, they plot to undermine people and institutions, hiding barely their lust for sex and money. This lust is so overwhelming they feel they must deny having a dark side, saying, "What you see is what you get. Remember that the symbol for Pisces is two fish swimming in opposite directions.