Men who suck

I love watching straight guys suck dick. Moreover, I really get into blowing guys who identify as straight. The first time I sucked off a straight guy, I was 22 years old. His name was Mike and we played football back in high school. He fired up some and started toking. Before I knew it, we were swapping head up against the trunk of a Chevy Impala.

And after spending many sleepless nights mulling over this question, I finally have a conclusive theory to present to you. In Part 1, I will dissect the theory and hopefully with your help, we can figure out how to deal with this issue in Part 2. I think that young adults today, both men and women 25 to 40, for sake of argument are more selfish, flighty and privileged than any previous generation. Never before has there been so much opportunity and mobility. Have a nasty breakup?

The modern man has been beaten down mentally and physically to the point where the only thing separating them from being identified as a woman is their dong. He is weak, sickeningly apologetic, unable to handle any real life problems and is slowly morphing into a sexless being. You get an image of a skinny or fat, nerdy, checkered shirt wearing, latte drinking pansy. The type of man that would have been no use to anyone a few hundred years ago. If you were to randomly select a modern male, pluck him from his home comforts and plonk him in the middle of the amazon rain forest for one week.

Sadly, life keeps throwing me examples of guys that not only are total douchebags and losers. They take advantage of unsuspecting romantics. Guys may act all innocent but they know how to play the game a whole lot better than us. They have the mysterious, misunderstood heartthrob act down to a fine art and we fall for it every time.